iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

(via amazingdanisnotsocoollike)

snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

(via littlesammythemoose)

captainswan-17:

squidkitten:

when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide

fuck yes

and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS

(via brophanbuscus)

brightpinkheadband:

stylinsonboyfriends:

larrystylinson-beautiful:

louisfucksharrysenseless:

remember when louis couldn’t believe he’s got harry

remember when harry couldn’t believe he’s got louis

remember when they both couldnt believe they got each other 

remember when this post made my heart hurt

(via heartofbravery)

thebeatlesordie:

sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them

but then I remember beatlemania and…

how one time

a girl almost died

because she tried to

mail herself to the beatles in a huge box

beatlemania was and is

seriously

insane

(via brophanbuscus)

casisindeansass:

ehehehelokid:

Reblog this if you find Misha Collins attractive. Want to prove to my friend that he is.

how can

someone think

this man

isn’t

Attractive?

(via brophanbuscus)

halfdeadands0alive:

froggyflan:

I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like

Have you ever seen Peter Pan

She tries to MURDER WENDY

MURDER

also she’s a jealous monster

why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality

and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”

(via brophanbuscus)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

(via littlesammythemoose)

meladoodle:

pics of me that might just change your life

and most importantly

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